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why did sardarji left his home??
He heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so he moves.

 How Does a Sardar Cheat the Railways??
 He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !!!!!!!!

Why can't Sardarji make ice cubes?
He always forget the recipe.


Why did Santa Singh take his pregnant wife to "Pizza Hut"?
Because they offered free deliv
ery!

 

What Surdarji will do after taking Xerox ?

He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!

 

How do you get a sardar on the roof?

Tell him the drinks are on the house

 

Why does a sardarji laughs on tuesday?

Because i told him a joke on sunday.

 

 

Why does a sardarji cant dial 911 on phone?

Because he can never find 11 on dial pad.

 

Why did 18 sardarji go to a movie?

Because below 18 was not allowed.

 

 

How can you tell when sardarji sends you a fax?

It has a stamp on it.

Why did the sardarji stare at frozen orange juice can for 2  hours?

Because it said 'Concentrate'

 

 

What do smart sardars and UFO's have in common?

You always hear about them but u never see them.

 

What did the sardarji do when he noticed that someone had

already written on the overhead transparency?

He turned it over and used the other side.

 

A sardarji ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.

"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

What about the sardarji whose wife gave birth to twins?

Her husband is out looking for the other man.

 

How do you keep a sardarji busy?

Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

 

Q: What do you call a Sikh guy sitting on a toilet
seat?
A: RELAX SINGH.

Q: What do you call a Sikh guy with one hair?
A: EK BAAL SINGH.