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A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says " Hello, how did you know I was here?" 

Two sardars were playing chess!


Sardarji #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"

Sardarji #2: "No, who wrote it?"



Q: A sardarji ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should

cut it in six or twelve pieces.

A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."