SINGH QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE.
A Sardarji buys a ticket
for 10 rupees and wins the lottery. He goes to Bombay to
claim it and the man
verifies his ticket number.
The Says says, ''I want
my Rs. 20 lakhs.'' The man replied, ''No, sir. It doesn't
work that way. We give
you a lakh today and then you'll get the rest spread out for
the next 19 years.''
The Sardarji said, ''Oh,
no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it.
'' Again, the man
explain that he would only get a lakh that day and the rest during
the next 19 years.
The Sardarji, furious
with the man, screams out, ''Look, I want my money!
If you're not going to
give me my 20 lakhs right now, then I want my 10 rupees back!''
A Sardar walks into an
Electronics store and says to the clerk " bhaisaihb yeh VCR kitne ka diya"
(how much for that VCR)
The clerk replies "Sardarji
tujhe nahin bechoonga .... chalte bano" (won't sell to you, please leave
The Sardar can't believe
the prejudice, "hum bhi dheet hain" (I'm stubborn too) he thinks.
He goes to the closest
Barber, gets a haircut.Buys some swanky clothes wears a pair of Ray Bans,
then returns to the same
store. He just doesn't look like himself "How much for that VCR" he
asks the clerk pushing his hair back- Yankee style.
The Clerk replies "Sardarji
vapas aagaye ho, bola na tumhe nahin bechoonga" (you're back Sardar ji. I
told you I won't sell to you)
Must have slipped up on
something thinks the Sardar. He returns the next day looking like a Tamilian
Brahmin much chandan on forehead and all. "aaeeyo ji, yeh VCR kitne ka diya"
he asks the same clerk in a perfect Tamilian accent.
"Sardar ji ... bala
na, tumhe nahin bechoon ga" Over the next few days the Sardar returns to
the store in some real innovative guises, but the Clerk always picks him out at
the same Sardar ji.
"VCR nahin bechna
... theek hai, yeh to bataoo mujhko pehchante kaise ho"(don't sell me the
VCR, but please tell me how you recognize me)
"abe yeh VCR nahin
... washing machine hai" (because it's not a VCR but a washing machine)
A Sardar took an
answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere
in Rajasthan,but two
days later disconnected it because he was
getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe
Sardarji is buying a TV.
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure.""Give me a green one, please."
A sardar goes into a store
and sees a shiny object.
The next day, he walks into
work with his new thermos.
The boss then says,"What does it do?"
He replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."