A sardar and a american
were walking outside when the american said "Oh,look
at the dead bird."
An Englishman, an
American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a
lie detector. The
Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles
of beer". BUZZZZZZ,
goes the lie detector. "Ok", he says, "10
bottles". And the
machine is silent. The American says: "I think I
can eat 15
hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Allright,
the machine's silent. The Sardarji says: "I
An American, a German
and a Sardarji are golfing one day and, at the
3rd hole when they hear
a phone ring. The American excuses himself ,
puts his left thumb to
his ear, his left baby finger to his mouth and
proceeds to have a
telephone conversation. When he is done, he looks
at the other two and
says "Oh, this is the latest American technology in
cellular phones. I have
a chip in my thumb and one in my pinky finger
and the antenna is in my
hat. Great stuff eh?"
They continue golfing
until the 9th hole when, again, they hear a phone ring.
The German tilts his
head to one side and proceeds to have a
someone in German. When he finishes, he explains to the ot
her two that he has the
latest in German technology cell phones.
"A chip in my
tooth, a chip in my ear and the antenna is inserted in my spine.
Ah, the wonders of
German superior know-how!"
At the 13th hole, a
phone rings again and upon hearing it, the
Sardarji disappears into
some nearby bushes. The German and
the American look at
each other and then walk over and peer into the bushes.
In the middle of the
bushes is the Sardarji , squatting on a
roll of toilet paper,
with his pants down around his ankles.
What on earth are you
doing?" asks the American.
An American, an Italian
and a Surd were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a
building...They were eating lunch and the American said, "Corned
beefand cabbage! If I
get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this
The Italian opened his
lunch box and exclaimed, "Pasta again! If I getpasta one more
time I'm going to jump
The surd opened his
lunch and said, "Paratha and dhal again. If I get paratha and dhal
one more time I'm
Next day - The American
opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbageand jumps to his death.
The Italian opens his
lunch, sees pasta and jumps too.
The Surd opens his
lunch, sees paratha and dhal and jumps to his death also...
At the funeral.....The
American's wife is weeping...She says, "If I'd known how really
tiredhen was of corned
beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!
The Italian's wife also
weeps and says " I could have given him pizza or lasagna! I didn't realize
he hated pasta so much."
Everyone turned and
stared at the Surd's wife... "Hey,don't look at me," she said,