returns from his first day at school and immediately questions
Dad , today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only
No son , that's because you are intelligent. "
Bantu seeming content
with the answer , asks his father another question
Dad , Today we had a
Maths class , All the other kids could count only
" No son , that's
because you are intelligent. " replies the father.
Bantu poses another
question to his father " Dad , Today we had Medical
Indira Gandhi wanted Zail Singh and Buta Singh to
learn English. She
SINGH WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL.
Banta singh finished his
English exam and came out. His friends
asked him how he did his
exam. For that he replied "Exam was okay,
but for the past tense
of THINK, I thought, thought, thought ...
Subject: Multiple Choice
A sardarji brought a
dice into the examination hall for MCQ. He
started tossing the dice
to select his answers. The superintendent
just gave a glimpse at
this sardarji as he passed by as it is common
to have students trying
their luck. Very soon the sardarji finished
his whole paper and
slept on his table. Half an hour later the
sardarji sat up and
started tossing the dice again. The
curious and approached the sardarji
"Gentleman, why are you tossing the dice again
since you've already
finished all the questions earlier on ?"
Ek Baar Ek Sardar
Interview Dene Gaya.
"English mein 'Idhar aao' Ko Kya Kehte Hain ?"
Sardar : Sir, Kehte Hain,
Interviewer points to
the corner of the interview room and says --
"Aur 'Udhar jaao'
ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain ?"
Sardar did not know the
answer. He goes into the corner pointed by the interviewer and says --
Sardar Gurbachan Singh
is appearing for his University final examination.
He takes his seat in the
examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes,
and then in a fit of
inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window.
He then removes his
turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.
alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
"Oye, I am only
following the instructions yaar," he says, " it says here,
'Answer the following
questions in brief'."
get an award. Our
surdarji gang headed by Santa singh went to competition but
unfortunately only one
of them got the admission. So Santa as representing the
surdarjis went and sat
with other competitors. People started telling jokes one
by one. Our sardarji
didn't laugh a bit though somany others got dis-qualified.
Rest of the surdarajis
were so happy after 98th joke thinking that they will get
their share of prize
since Santa was sent as their representative. But after 99th joke,
Santa started laughing,
rolling on ground, no body could control him. His surd friends
got angry and asked
"are saale why didn't you hold your laugh for just another joke",
Santa sing replied
"Are yaar, main kya karooon, the joke number 1 was too good."
Our sardarji was filling
up an application form for a job. He promptly
filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he the column SEX. He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote THRICE A WEEK. On seeing this in his appln. form, he was told that it was wrong and what they wanted it to be filled was either MALE or FEMALE. Again our sardar thought for a long time before coming up with the answer PREFERABLY FEMALES.