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  Bantu returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father .

  " Dad , today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet , but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am Sardar ? "

  " No son , that's because you are intelligent. "

Bantu seeming content with the answer , asks his father another question

Dad , Today we had a Maths class , All the other kids could count only from 1 - 10 , I could count from 1 - 20 , Is that because I am Sardar ?

" No son , that's because you are intelligent. " replies the father.

Bantu poses another question to his father " Dad , Today we had Medical examination ,- All the other boys were shorter then me. I was atleast twice their height . Is that because I am Sardar ? " " No son , that's because you are 21 years old. " replies the father.

Indira Gandhi wanted Zail Singh and Buta Singh to learn English. She
sent them to the UK warning them that if they did not learn in 6 months
she will have them shot.

In UK both forget about learning till the time to go back comes.

Now when they return to India, the PM calls them for an interview.
Zail Singh forces Buta to go in first. Indira Gandhi writes a big 'M' on
the blackboard. After scratching his beard Buta says " M! M for mother."
He gets the nod from the PM and comes out beaming with pride. As usual
Zail Singh pleads to tell what happened inside and Buta explains.

Now comes Zail Singh's turn. He goes in. There is a big 'W' on the
board. Zail Singh fidgets for some time and there cries out, "Lagdi to
Bute di maa hai, par ulti tangi pai hai!"(Seems like Buta's mother but hung upside down)

 BEPPO SINGH WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL.
 Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
 Beppo Singh: 9
 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
 Beppo Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you've just
 twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

Aptitude test

 Santa wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test:

Tester : If I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
  
Santa : SEVEN!
 
Tester : No, listen carefully again. If I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
 
Santa : SEVEN!
 
Tester : Let's try this another way. If I give you two bottles of beer, and two bottles of beer, and another two bottles of beer, how many bottles of beer have you got?
 
Santa : SIX.
 
Tester : Good! Now, if I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
  
Santa : SEVEN!
 
Tester : How on Earth do you work out that three lots of  two rabbits is seven?
 
Santa : I've already got one rabbit at home now!

 

Banta singh finished his English exam and came out. His friends

asked him how he did his exam. For that he replied "Exam was okay,

but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought ...

and at last I wrote THUNK!!!"

 

 

Subject: Multiple Choice Question (M.C.Q.)

A sardarji brought a dice into the examination hall for MCQ. He

started tossing the dice to select his answers. The superintendent

just gave a glimpse at this sardarji as he passed by as it is common

to have students trying their luck. Very soon the sardarji finished

his whole paper and slept on his table. Half an hour later the

sardarji sat up and started tossing the dice again. The

superintendent felt curious and approached the sardarji

superintendent : "Gentleman, why are you tossing the dice again

since you've already finished all the questions earlier on ?"

Sardarji : "Sir, I have to double check my answers."

 

 

Ek Baar Ek Sardar Interview Dene Gaya.

Interviewer : "English mein 'Idhar aao' Ko Kya Kehte Hain ?"

Sardar : Sir, Kehte Hain, "Come Here."

Interviewer points to the corner of the interview room and says --

"Aur 'Udhar jaao' ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain ?"

Sardar did not know the answer. He goes into the corner pointed by the interviewer and says -- "Come Here."

 

Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination.

He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes,

and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window.

He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.

The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.

"Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," he says, " it says here,

'Answer the following questions in brief'."

 

 

  There was a competition. Those who don't laugh for 100 continuous jokes will

get an award. Our surdarji gang headed by Santa singh went to competition but

unfortunately only one of them got the admission. So Santa as representing the

surdarjis went and sat with other competitors. People started telling jokes one

by one. Our sardarji didn't laugh a bit though somany others got dis-qualified.

Rest of the surdarajis were so happy after 98th joke thinking that they will get

their share of prize since Santa was sent as their representative. But after 99th joke,

Santa started laughing, rolling on ground, no body could control him. His surd friends

got angry and asked "are saale why didn't you hold your laugh for just another joke",

Santa sing replied

"Are yaar, main kya karooon, the joke number 1 was too good."

 

 

Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly

filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he the column SEX. He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote THRICE A WEEK. On seeing this in his appln. form, he was told that it was wrong and what they wanted it to be filled was either MALE or FEMALE. Again our sardar thought for a long time before coming up with the answer PREFERABLY FEMALES.