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Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drivedown from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours.

After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didnt reach in the evening, and not the next day either.  When he finally reached home on the third day, his disraugth mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya ?"

The sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said,"Oy, ye Mrutti

wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain,aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik ?"



BMW cars were having back mounted engines earlier. Our Sardarji

Purchased a new BMW and was flying back to home very happily. On the

way the car broke down. Sardarji came out of the car and opened the

bonnet,trying to fix up the problem. Immediately he found out

something and began to sweat. By that time another Sardarji came by

that way and saw our sardarji, totally confused and sweating trying

to search something inside the bonnet, and asked him what is the


Our sardarji said :The BMW people made me fool. They have given me

the car without the engine.

IInd Sardarji : Don't worry. I have spare engine in the back of my

BMW.You can take that.



2 Sardarji's got fed up with the Indian Govt and decided to blow up

the parliament. They take 2 bombs, put them in a suitcase in the

front seat of their car and set off. One asks the other "What

happens if the bombs blast off now" The other says "Don't worry.

I have a spare bomb in the back seat"


Banta was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted

area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence.

"They should not put up such misleading notices", said Banta. "It




  A sardarji was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw

a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, he

said to himself "oh well !" and turned around and drove back home.

 A woman and a surd are involved in a car accident;

it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.
The surd replied, "I agree with you completely.
"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued,
"And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man, The surd nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes
the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The surd asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."