Sardarji bought a brand
new Maruti and decided to drivedown from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar
to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours.
After spending a few
days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the
evening. But he didnt reach in the evening, and not the next day either.
When he finally reached home on the third day, his disraugth mother ran
and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya ?"
The sardarji got out,
obviously very tired from a long journey, and said,"Oy, ye Mrutti
wale pagal hain, agge
jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain,aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik ?"
BMW cars were having
back mounted engines earlier. Our Sardarji
Purchased a new BMW and
was flying back to home very happily. On the
way the car broke down.
Sardarji came out of the car and opened the
bonnet,trying to fix up
the problem. Immediately he found out
something and began to
sweat. By that time another Sardarji came by
that way and saw our
sardarji, totally confused and sweating trying
to search something
inside the bonnet, and asked him what is the
Our sardarji said :The
BMW people made me fool. They have given me
the car without the
IInd Sardarji : Don't
worry. I have spare engine in the back of my
BMW.You can take that.
2 Sardarji's got fed up
with the Indian Govt and decided to blow up
the parliament. They
take 2 bombs, put them in a suitcase in the
front seat of their car
and set off. One asks the other "What
happens if the bombs
blast off now" The other says "Don't worry.
Banta was in court
charged with parking his car in a restricted
area. The judge asked
him if he had anything to say in his defence.
"They should not
put up such misleading notices", said Banta. "It
a sign that said
"DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, he
said to himself "oh well !" and turned around and drove back home.
woman and a surd are involved in a car accident;
The surd replied, "I agree with you completely.
"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued,
"And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man, The surd nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes
the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The surd asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."