Two Human beings and a
Sardarji were all in prison awaiting execution by firing squad. One Person said,
"When we each go up to be executed, just shout a warning like a disaster is
about to happen. When it catches them off guard, we can escape."
The first Person went to
be executed. The guard said "Ready. Aim...".
The Person yelled out
"Hurricane!!". When the firing squad hid, he climbed the wall and
escaped. The second person stood before the squad and when the time came, he
He, likewise escaped.
Sardarji stood before
the firing squad. The guard said, "Ready. Aim...".
Just then the Sardarji yelled, "FIRE!!"
Once a Sardarji is going
through a very difficult phase as he is facing severe loss in his
business. He thinks a way to make fast money. He kidnaps a little boy and
thinks that he can ask the boys father to pay him ONE LAKH and with that money
he can start back a new business. So with intention of making fast money he
kidnaps a boy and brings the boy home and writes a letter to the boys father
AAPKA BETA HAMARE KABZE
MEIN HAI, AAP AGAR USE ZINDA DEKHNA CAHATHE HAIN TO AAJ SHAM TAK EK
LAKH RUPAYE LEKAR NEECHE
DIYE MERE GHAR KE PATE PAR AAJAIYE, NAHIN TO ......
MERA GHAR KA PATA HAI
KHOLI NO. 4,
He then folds the letter
and gives it to the little boy and tells him "JAA JAAKE YEH KHATH
AAPNE BAAPKO DE DENA AUR
UNSE KEHNA KE TUMAHRE JAAN KHATRE MEIN HAI. JAA BHAAGKE JAAKE DEKHAR
The little boy goes away
with the letter.
On the very same day
evening the boys father (ANOTHER SARDARJI) comes with a brief case and
tells our sardar "SARDARJI
LO YEH EK LAAKH RUPAYA, MUJHE PAISON SE APNE BETE KI JAAN PYAARI
HAIN, PAR MEIN TO
SOCHBHI NAHI SAKTHA KI EK SARDAR HOKAR TUM DOOSRE SARDAAR KO LOOTTHE HO,
TUMHE SHARMM NAHIN AATI
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