Santa Singh was brought
to court on charges of Drunken Driving.
Just before the trial
there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the
gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."
responded, "Thank you , your honour, I'll have a scotch and soda."
Court scene: [Santa and Banta Singh are lawyers]
Santa : You're a fool
Banta : And you're a
Judge : As the learned
lawyers have now identified each other, can we now
proceed with the case.