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JALANDHAR BOARD COLLEGE EXAM QUESTION PAPER...........

[this one's more difficult than last year's]  

 

Instructions:

A)    All Questions carry Marks.

B)     Use your own brains once u find it.

C)    Sleeping is not allowed during the exam.

D)    Drinking is prohibited during the exam.

E)     Weapons are not allowed in the exam hall.

Time: 3 Hours I.S.T

Marks: (Strictly Confidential)

 

 

1. Write your name in less than 20 minutes and 20 letters

   (only alphabets allowed, no numeric digits or"_"allowed)

 

2. Sex ?

 ( ) Male

 ( ) Female

 ( ) Sardar

 

3. What's ur age group ?

 ( ) less than 0

 ( ) equal to 0

 ( ) greater than 0

 

4. What is 2 + 2 ?

 ( ) FOUR

 ( ) 4

 ( ) IV

 

5. If you have one brother, how many brothers ur brother has ?

 ( ) none ( ) one ( ) question is too personal

 

6. Complete the following sentence........... (4 marks)

 

7. If there are 365 days in a year, how many days make a year ?

 

8. Read the statement carefully and answer the following question:

"My mother's daughter's brother's mother's mother's daughter' husband's wife is my mother herself".

 Qs. How many times the word "mother" appear in the above statement?

 ( ) None

 ( ) few times

 ( ) uncountable times

 

9. If someone gives you a rupee for 100 paise, would you get One rupee?

 ( ) 100 paise ?

 

10. Write an Essay on "MYSELF" in not more than three sentences.......

(HINT : My Name is ___________ (same as in [1]). I am a _______ (boy/girl). i   am writing an essay.)

 

11. If the time is 3.00 what does ur digital watch show ?

 

12. At what time does the 11.16 Indrani Express come?

 

13. What u do on a honeymoon ?

 ( ) Collect Honey

 ( ) Admire Moon

 ( ) Collect Honey while admiring the moon

 

14. Earth is Flat ?

 ( ) False

 ( ) Indeed False

 

15. If A = B and B = C then B = A ?

 ( ) TRUE

 ( ) NOT FALSE

 ( ) OUT OF SYLLABUS

 

16. If you eat lunch during lunch time, what u have during dinner time?

 

17. If Ram is Sita's Husband, Who is Ram's Wife ?

 (_) Sita

 (_) Guru Nanak

 

18. Think and write the present tense of THOUGHT.

 

19. Complete the following poem :

Mary had a little lamb little lamb little lamb_ (HINT: "." or "@" or "^")

 

20. This is question number

 ( ) 1

 ( ) 20

 

21. If 2 + 3 = 5, 3 + 2 = 5 ??

 ( ) YES

 ( ) I FORGOT TO GET MY CALCULATOR

 

22. Write full form of ASAP As Soon As Possible.

23. Opposite of the word "IN" is

 ( ) NOT IN

 ( ) CRICKET

 ( ) HOCKEY

 ( ) PUNJAB

 

24. What is the capital of india ?

 ( ) India

 ( ) INDia

 ( ) INDIA

 

25. a,e,i,o and u are collectively called "vowels". What are e,a,i,o and u called ?

 

26. Fill in the blank :

I am _________ a letter.

 ( ) READING

 ( ) WRITING

 ( ) SEALING

 

27. Who was the first MAN to land on moon ?

 ( ) MR. ARMSTRONG

 ( ) MISS ARMSTRONG

 ( ) MRS ARMSTRONG

 

28. What comes first ?

 ( ) the Egg

 ( ) the Omlet

 

29. can you count more than five using your hands ?

 ( ) YES

 ( ) NO

 

30. Spell M-Y-T-H-O-L-O-G-Y

 

31. Mrs. Sinha is Mr. Sinha's

 ( ) Father

 ( ) Brother

 ( ) Son

 ( ) Daughter

 

32. Car A start from X and car B start from Y. X and Y are located 100 miles apart from each other. how many wheels does each car has ?

 ( ) One ( ) Four ( ) Seven

 

33. To reach to the 12th floor of the World Trade Center, how many Buttons would you press in the elevator?

 ( ) ONE

 ( ) TWELVE

 

34. Complete the following series [this question carries 3 marks]

1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, _, _, _.

 

35. this one tests ur imagination. SUN is nearer to india than AMERICA because.........

 ( ) SUN is smaller than AMERICA

 ( ) One can see SUN, but not AMERICA

 ( ) i do not have any time left to think on this one.

 

 ur feedback counts..................(please do not write how many times)

 

I rate the difficulty level for the above question paper as ( ) 8  ( ) 9 ( ) 10 [NOTE : 1 is very easy and 10 is most difficult

 

Number of times i flipped a coin

 ( ) 35

 ( ) 70

 ( ) i forgot to bring my coin so i bluffed and prayed for good luck.