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We have our famous friend Santa Singh
qualifying for the hot seat. in kaun banega crorepathi.....


AB : OK Santa I congratulate you for this opportunity here with us.


Santa : Oh ji Wahe guru da khalsa wahe guru di fatah.

Chak denge phatte aaj.Tusi start karo ji.

AB: To Santaji aap yaha apne daddy ke saath aaye hai

 

Santa: JI

 

AB: Aapke Daddy ka naam Santaji?

 

SANTA:.

 

AB: Aapke daddy ka naam kya hai santaji?

 

SANTA: Hu hu

 

AB: Santaji aap apne daddy ka naam nahi butana chahte?

 

SANTA: Ji pehle mujhe four options to dijiye.

 

AB: Santaji, yeh koi sawaal nahi hai, mai to sirf aapke daddy ka naam pooch raha hu.

 

SANTA: Oh sorry Sirji, mere daddy ka naam hai balwinder Singh


AB : OK Santa this is your first question for 1000 Rs.
Which state has the largest sikh population ?
and your options are
A. Punjab
B. Punjab
C. Punjab
D. Punjab

Santa : Oh ji how much time do I've to answer this question


AB : Samay ki koi pabandhi nahi hai Santaji, you can take your time

Santa (giggles) : Sir ji tricky sawaal puchha hai aapne.

I wud like to use my lifeline.

 

AB : I'm not surprised on this , which one wud U like to use.

Santa : Audience poll

AB : OK audience please be ready with your voting pads, and your time starts now.

After a minute  we have a graphic presentation on the board.
A. 25%
B. 25%
C. 25%
D. 25%


AB : Santa ji, this is a no good situation for you, I can share your disgust here.

Par kya karen janta to janardhan hoti hai. So you would like to go with which option.

Santa : Yeh mere saath hi kyon hota hai.Fasa diya sirji aapki audience ne.
I think I've to use my second lifeline - 50 50.

AB : Very good 50 50 ka istemal karna chahenge.
Man me shanka ho to lifeline zaroor istemal karni chahiye, mein
sab ko yehi salah deta hoon.
(Getting closer to Santa and whispers in his ears )
Isi ke to paise milte hain mujhe.
(Aloud) OK computer ji do galat jawab mita diye jayen.

Computer displays A. Punjab and C. Punjab

Santa : Badi chalu machine hai aapki sarji.
Mein chodoonga nahi aaj isko.
Wahe guru de kasam mereko third life line bhi chahiye.

AB : Kamal hai Santa ji, I must congratulate you, YOu have broken a record
of using all the lifelines in the very first question. This is great
OK.phone a friend - kisko phone karna chahenge aap.

Santa : My one and only one mera langotiya yaar., Banta Singh.

AB : OK Banta ko phone lagaya jaye. Aap dono
ikkathe he kam karte hai.

Santa : Oh nahi ji ham dono pechle 6 saal se10th mein fail ho rahe hain .
Badi pakki yaari hai ji hamari, wahe guru de kasam.

Phone rings. Banta picks it " Hulloooooo,kon hai oye adi raati, ???"

AB : Hello Banta ji , mein Amitabh Bachhan bol raha hoon Star Plus ke
Kaun Banega Crorepati se.

Banta : OOOOOOOOOO Bachan ji Sasriyakal, koi hor hota to uski
to mein $^$%$?$%$%$&. Ke hal chal he sar ji.

AB : Mein thik hoon Banta ji, par ye ek family show hai isliye aap
apshabdon ka prayog na karen to behtar hoga.
Aapke dost yahaan bethe hain mere saath aur.................

Banta (Interrupts) : Aur wo sala pehle hi question pe atak gaya hoga,
khota hai sala. Sawal pucho ji.

AB : Aapko sirf tees second.,..............
chaliye mein aapko special case ke tarah treat karte hue 1 minute doonga.

Aur aapka samay shuru hota hai aab.

Santa : Oye bante ke ho raya hai yaar ??

Banta : oye ullu de dum, saale bahar se taala laga gaya khote.

Sawere dud wala aaya si, paise mang raya si, aur khotya tu
meri kameez pehen gaya.Sale chakki se aata lana tha, tera baap laye ga.

AB : Santa ji kya kar rahe hain samay khatam ho raha hai.

Santa : Yes Yes. Oye chod use yaar question hai
.....................
(he tell him the quetion).

Banta : Saale sari zindagi tere nakal mar ke fail hota raha hoon, par iska
answer mujhe aata hai. Kalank hai tu Punjab ke naam pe .

Iska answer Punjab hai lallu.

Santa : oye par ......... (and the clock stops).

AB : Samay khatam, aapke mitr ne jawab de diya hai , ab to mujhe pakka
confidence hai ke aap kam se kam 1000 to le ke jayenge hi aaj.

Santa : Ullu ka patha hai ji, ye to mujhe bhi pata hai par sale ne yeh to
batya nahin ke A hai ya C hai.

 

And this was the last episode of KBC