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FORM FOR ELECTIONS

 

Indian Election

 

1. Name of Candidate : _______________________

 

2. Present Address

    (i) Name of Jail : _______________________

    (ii) Cell Number : _______________________

 

3. Political Party : _______________________

    (List ONLY the Last Five parties in Chronological Order)

 

4. Nationality: [ ]

    A - Italian

    B - Indian

 

5. Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)

    A - Defected

    B - Expelled

    C - Bought out

    D - None of above

    E - All of the above

 

6. Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)

    A - To make money

    B - To escape court trial

    C - To grossly misuse power

    D - To serve the public

    E - I have no clue

    (if you choose "D,attach Certificate of Sanity from a Recogonised

Government Psychiatrist)

 

7. How many years of public service experience do you possess?

    A - 1-2 yrs

    B - 2-6yrs

    C - 6-15yrs

    D - 15+yrs

 

8. Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as many

Additional Sheets as you want)

 

9. How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ]

    (Do not confuse with question 8)

    A - 1-2 years

    B - 2-6 years

    C - 6-15 years

    D - 15+years

 

10. Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]

    A - Why not

    B - Of Course

    C - Definitely

    D - I deny it all

    E - I see a foreign hand

 

11. What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ]

    A - 10-50 Crores

    B - 50-100 Crores

    C - Overflow...

    (Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc. to Rupees)

 

12. Do you have any developmental plans for India in mind? [ ]

    A - No

    B - No

    C - No

    D - No

 

13. How many people have you killed or murdered ?[ ]

    A - 50

    B - 100

    C - 1000

    D - Lost count

 

14. Describe your achievements in space provided: [___]

      Thumb Impresssion of candidate

      (Not that of the person who filled the form)

 

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