I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday,
the 17th of August 1999.
With reference to the meeting held between us on the 17th of August 1999 at 1500
hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending
on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous
on-the-relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to
promotion from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared
equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger
share of the expenses. However I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on
your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing
which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be
considering someone else.
I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not
wish to take up this offer.
you in anticipation.