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  Bhagwan ke nam pe koi ek biwi de de,

  Doosre ki nahi to apni hi de de,

  Bhagwan tujhe ek ke badle do dega,

  Hillary hogi to Monika bhi dega



  Wanted wife who takes interest in me

  and credits me with her service.



  Why do marriage and mirage rhyme?

  Because both of them are misleading.



  I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible candidate

  for the post of husband after marriage. The person whom I'm

  looking for should be strictly a girl.

  The girl should be strictly a girl. The girl should be

  willing to surender to the service and jurisdiction of

  My Lord i.e. Myself. Any objection would be overruled and

  will not be sustained. Apply in confidence and if you have

  the confidence.



  Must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean

  fish. Must have own boat with motor.

  Please send the photograph of motorboat.



  Badi muddat ke baad ek arzoo jaagi hai,

  Ki hum bhi shadi shuda ho jaye,

  Kya vajah shadi karane ki jo kahde sahi sahi,

  To yaroo ab khud se kaam ghar ka hota nahi.


  Wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably

  have a soda factory. I am an occasional

  alchoholic who drinks only when friends come home.

  Friend come home only seven times a week.

  Girl preferred who can carry me from bar

  to ghar-bar. Meet personally or send soda for

  trial. Sample should be ample.



  Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working

  condition. Should be above average and must

  run the household at a good average. Dent wont be

  tolerated especially in the head gear.