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Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the

strings are attached.

 

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore,marriage is an institution for

the blind.

 

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and

the woman gets her Masters.

 

Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the

man's eyes.

 

Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.

 

Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.

 

It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.

 

Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends.

 

You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

 

There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got

married...and then it was too late!"

 

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

 

They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after

marriage, it is self-defense.

 

It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get MARRIED!

 

Married men lived longer than single man, but married men are a lot more

willing to die.

 

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people

remembering the same thing.

 

 

Married life is full of excitement and frustration:

* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

* In the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBORS listen.

 

 

A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the

wife takes.When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her.They got married, and now he is going through HELL.

 

 

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Dumb man + smart woman = affair

Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage

 

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

 

A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

 

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

 

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

 

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

 

There is 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman -

before marriage and after marriage.