is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the
is love. Love is blind. Therefore,marriage is an institution for
is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and
woman gets her Masters.
is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the
certificate is just another word for a work permit.
is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.
is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends.
order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you
had ordered that.
was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got
then it was too late!"
is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after
it is self-defense.
true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get MARRIED!
men lived longer than single man, but married men are a lot more
married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people
the same thing.
life is full of excitement and frustration:
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBORS listen.
happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the
takes.When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year
married man looks happy, we wonder why.There was this lover who said that he
would go through hell for her.They got married, and now he is going through
man + smart woman = romance
man + dumb woman = pregnancy
man + smart woman = affair
man + dumb woman = marriage
woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend.
successful woman is one who can find such a man.
be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her
woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
woman has the last word in any argument.
a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
is 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman -