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CHEMISTRY OF ROMANCE (CENSORED).

 

        20 years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but 20 years of marriage make her something like a public building.

 

      A courtship begins when a man whispers sweet nothing and ends when he says nothing sweet.

 

      According to orthodox people 'Tight clothing stops circulation'. But our young of today believe that 'The tighter a woman's clothing the more she's in circulation'.

 

      Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

 

      If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?

 

      Is there life after sex? Yes, if your contraceptive fails.

 

      Sex has become one of the most discussed subjects of modern times. Victorious pretended it did not exist; the moderns pretend that nothing else exist.

 

      Sex is a momentary itch love never lets you go.

 

      Sex is not good for learning arithmetic. Their rules are not compatible. In arith one into one remains one; in sex it results in three.

 

      Sex is not taxed - but it can be taxing.

 

      Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.

 

      That (sex) was the most fun I ever had without laughing.

 

      When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving oneself and one always ends be deceiving others. This is what the world calls a ROMANCE.