CHEMISTRY OF ROMANCE (CENSORED).

  Ø      20 years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but 20 years of marriage make her something like a public building.

Ø      A courtship begins when a man whispers sweet nothing and ends when he says nothing sweet.

Ø      According to orthodox people 'Tight clothing stops circulation'. But our young of today believe that 'The tighter a woman's clothing the more she's in circulation'.

Ø      Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Ø      If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?

Ø      Is there life after sex? Yes, if your contraceptive fails.

Ø      Sex has become one of the most discussed subjects of modern times. Victorious pretended it did not exist; the moderns pretend that nothing else exist.

Ø      Sex is a momentary itch love never lets you go.

Ø      Sex is not good for learning arithmetic. Their rules are not compatible. In arith one into one remains one; in sex it results in three.

Ø      Sex is not taxed - but it can be taxing.

Ø      Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.

Ø      That (sex) was the most fun I ever had without laughing.

Ø      When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving oneself and one always ends be deceiving others. This is what the world calls a ROMANCE.