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A parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks ...'Peru hai kya?'
The shopkeeper says ... 'Nahi. Hum Peru nahi bechate.' Next day at the
same time, the parrot goes again and asks him ...'Peru hai kya ?'
He gets a little irritated and says... 'Aare Bola na, Hum Peru nahi
Bechate' On the third day, the parrot goes again and asks him 'peru hai
kya ?' He gets wild and yells ....'Bola na naahi karake. Abhi  vapas
aaya to hathoda marunga sar ke upar' The next day,the parrot comes again
and asks him  ..'hathoda hai kya ?'
The shopkeeper says ... 'Nahi'
The parrot then asks ..... 'Peru hai kya ?

A sign board (at the café I m): if u have nothing to do, plz don’t do it here.

"Do u have a four volt, two watt lamp?"

"For what?"

"No two"

"Two what?"

"Yes"

"No"