Three men are sitting naked in the sauna.
there is a beeping sound. The first
presses his forearm and the beeping stops.
others look at him curiosly.
my pager," he says. "I have a microchip
the skin of my arm."
few minutes later a phone rings. The second
lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes
explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a
in my hand."
third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps
of the sauna. In a few minutes he returns
piece of toilet paper extending from his
The others raise their eyebrows.
getting a Fax," he explains.
WHEN THINGS GO WRONG..
FILLS UR HEART
AND WHEN TEARS FLOW
DOWN UR EYES,
JUST LET ME KNOW COZ I WANT
2B THERE 4U.
M SELLING TISSUES.
BUY 1.. GET 1 FREE. :) :) :)
The Lone Ranger and
Tonto are camping in the desert, set up their
tent, and are asleep. Some hours later, The Lone Ranger wakes his faithful
friend. "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" ask The Lone Ranger.
Tonto ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What
it tell you, Kemo Sabi?"
The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Tonto, you Dumb
Ass, someone has stolen our tent."
Funky: Hey Rahul !!
Kya yahan baitha forward karta rahta hai yaar !!
Naye packages dekh....Naye language seekh. Night out Maar ....Fundoo
programming kar like me....Do something cool man !!
: Achha ! To Kya hoga usse....
: Impression !!! Appraisal !!! Har appraisal main tu No 1 !!
Hike in salary !! Extra Stocks !!
: Phir kya hoga...
: Project Leader ban jaayega..Phir Project Manager !!! Phir
Business Manager ! One day U will be a Director of the Co maan !!
: Acchha to phir kya hoga..
: Abe phir tu aish karega ! Koi kaam nahin karna padega ! Araam
se office aayega aur MAIL check karega.
Rahul : To ab main kya kar raha