A teacher was giving a lesson on the
circulation of the blood. Trying to
make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my
head, the blood, as you know, would run into it,
and I would turn red in the face."
Teacher : Where were you born ?
Teacher : What is a
A guy's walking down the
street and sees Dirty
A traveling salesman
rings the doorbell and 10-year
A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it!"
and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran
the toy store and he asked the store manager
much is that new Barbie in the window?"
Manager replied, "Which one? We have 'Barbie goes to the gym' for
'Barbie goes to the Ball' for $19.95 ... 'Barbie goes shopping for
goes to the beach' for $19.95 ... 'Barbie goes to the
for $19.95... and 'Divorced Barbie' for $375.00".
Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's House, Ken's boat, Ken's dog,
cat and Ken's furniture."