* If it's zero degrees outside today, and it is
supposed to be twice as
cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
check out more such Questions..... he he he
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with
fire at one end & a fool
on the other.
Etc. :- A sign to make others believe that you know
more than you actually
I'm a nobody,
nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
just one line is enough for the laughter.
are The Real Facts..........U should never forget them !!!
number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity
of your action.
Bad & Ugly
Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer
he he he
you chewing gum?"
I'm John Smith."
Coolest One Liners-------------
Can U stop laughing ????
Most Stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive
lout...it's just the money.
like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you."
Insults for immediate use.....
I get up at 6 a.m., no matter what time it is.