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Any            answers??? 

* If it's zero degrees outside today, and it is supposed to be twice as
cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
check out more such Questions..... he he he

 

Definitions... 

Some wonderful definitions.....
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
Etc. :- A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

 

Just One Line       

I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
just one line is enough for the laughter. 

 

Real       Facts      

These are The Real Facts..........U should never forget them !!!
 "The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Enjoy !!!

 

Good, Bad & Ugly       

Good:  Your wife's not talking to you
Bad:  She wants a divorce
Ugly:  She's a lawyer
he he he

 

Cheesy       
One-Liners 

 "Are you chewing gum?"
 "No, I'm John Smith."

  Coolest One Liners------------- Can U stop laughing ????

 

Stupid         Questions   

Most Stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.
Stupid Question:-  Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-  No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.

 

CoolInsults

"...I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you."

 Cool Insults for immediate use.....

 

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