I can't believe I've spent the last three years of
my life working for someone like you. You are unprofessional, boring, ugly and
I think that you should take some vacation time so
that your employees can actually have fun at work for awhile. It's amazing how
much everyone hates you.
I was considering giving you two weeks, but after
thinking about it some more I've decided that I'd rather sell oranges on the
side of the highway
before spending one more day working for you.
Consider me officially resigned!
Sincerely, So & So...
RESIGNATION LETTER 2
are an idiot, and I can prove it. First of all, you never realized my full
potential. Second, you never even learned my name. And thirdly, you don't even
know how to turn your computer on without instructions.
suggest you make an appointment with your doctor to have your head examined
a.s.a.p. He should be able to confirm the fact that you have a giant piece of
crap lodged between your ears instead of a brain.
you've done that, you should probably also check your boots for stain marks from
all of the employees you kicked over the years.
in other words, Sir/Madam, I resign from this crappy job. Good luck ruining
other people's lives, I'm outta here.
So & So...